Beating Your Three-Year-Old
Whoa whoa whoa. I’ve told you I’m a bad parent, I’m not an awful parent. This isn’t administering a beating, this is about winning. For the past two weeks, Tom has cried at his ninja...
Monthly Archive: March 2017
Do you have a death wish?
We’ve been talking a lot about Huck recently. He’s at a pretty good age for these types of posts. He gets into a lot of trouble that he doesn’t quite understand as trouble. Last weekend, my wife was...
Stinky Diaper
I feel like we’ve established that my youngest, Huck, is a douche bag. For the longest time he preferred his mother, and was not my biggest fan. I think this can mostly be written...
Cheating at Board Games
I’ve never much been into board games. Especially those board games with a lot of pieces, and dependent on die rolls. I’m not against games. I love playing strategy games, where your moves are...
Daddy, You’re Fired
Today, while driving him home from Karate – eh hem -ninja classes, and ice cream, Tom fired me. What follows is what happens when an adult attempts to negotiate their position with a three-year...
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