Hell is real, and it’s in North Carolina
I apologize to you dear reader, I have not posted recently. I was on vacation for a week, then spent the time since attempting to recover from said vacation. Here is the story of...
Author: Samuel Clemens
How you know you’re raising them right
Today I cut the grass. Everyone, please clap for me. As a side effect, I got dirty. You see, cutting grass isn’t exactly a clean job. It’s not the dirtiest, nor the toughest job...
Who are Tom and Huck?
Tom Is my two and a half-year old. He’s fearless. Hates bed time. Loves snacks, especially fruit snacks, vegetable squeezies, and vanilla almond milk. Loves baths, hates getting out. Likes the color purple, although...
The Hazards of Raising a Toddler
Having kids is wrought with danger. You’ll never know if what you do will be mimicked by them. This is especially true once they become toddlers. I find myself constantly trying to do innocuous...
Pacifying Your Infant Through the Night
Has your infant ever woken up in the middle of the night screaming? No? Then this blog isn’t for you. Your kid is an angel, and probably gives you enough entertainment you’ll never like...
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