Why Do Bad Guys Kill
Every night before bed, after potty break, basic hygiene practice, and tackling my eldest son to get him dressed or not, we talk. It started because Tom is an Olympic level staller, perfectly capable...
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To Be Like Daddy
As Tom gets older he continues to make me proud, by emulating every little thing I do. One thing he’s been doing for the last year, is sleeping only in his underwear (TMI warning)...
The Adventures of SandalMan
Sometimes I have to work to create these stories. Then, there are failed nap attempts, where my 3 year old writes the stories for me. This is the latter. We gave Tom a new...
When your toddler gets possessive
I went to IKEA to buy something for Tom’s bed. While there, I got more of their excellent kid’s utensils (why do they give the kids knives?). Anyway, after I got them home and...
Adventures of Tom’s Potty
What I know I know about potty training As an “expert” in potty training, allow me to tell you everything I know: Public restrooms are dirty Toddler boys aren’t really tall enough to pee...
In Which I’m Certain This Blog has the Correct Name
The best way we’ve found to get Tom to help in cleaning is singing the age old, “Clean up, clean up, everybody everywhere,” song. It normally gets him singing along, and happily helping out....
The Case of the Stolen Popcorn
Tom is extremely possessive, especially about his popcorn. We learned very quickly to separatne bowls of popcorn, because he’ll assume the entire bowl is his when you give it to him. One night,...
Hygeine isn’t a top priority for toddlers
Does anyone else have trouble brushing their toddlers’ teeth? I have to assume it isn’t just mine. Hell, my wife is a dental hygienist. Her job is to brush teeth. Grab his hands…and...
How you know you’re raising them right
Today I cut the grass. Everyone, please clap for me. As a side effect, I got dirty. You see, cutting grass isn’t exactly a clean job. It’s not the dirtiest, nor the toughest job...
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